| ME: | *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT |
| UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: | SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP |
| This happened to us once: | |
| My roommate: | WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?! |
| Me: | CHOCOLATE! |
| My roommate: | WHAT?! |
| Me: | CHOCOLATE!!! |
| My roommate: | WHAT?!!! |
| Person in the next room: | CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
(via aaarrhhggg)
